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The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more. Colleen McCulloug
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice. Tommy Cooper
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. Tommy CooperDear users plz click here to see changes on my web
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. W.C. Fields
My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. Eric Morecambe
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. Mike WilmotDear users plz click here to see changes on my web
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneresDear users plz click here to see changes on my web
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