The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny. Robert Paul
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. Christopher Hampton
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante
It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Jeff Foxworthy
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. Dennis Miller
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. Abraham Lincoln
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